This bag, I tell you, it’s somethin’ else. Prada Small Prada Galleria Saffiano Special Edition Bag, they call it. Sounds fancy, don’t it? My granddaughter, she’s always on about these fancy things. Says this one, this Prada, is special. A special edition, whatever that means.
I seen it, and it’s small, all right. Not like them big ol’ sacks you can carry a whole chicken in. This one, you’d be lucky to fit a couple of eggs. But it’s made of this… this Saffiano leather. Sounds like a disease, but it’s supposed to be good stuff. Tough, like an old mule.
They got this Prada Galleria in them special stores, not like where I buy my feed. Them stores with all the shiny lights and people dressed up like they’re goin’ to a funeral. This bag, it costs more than my old cow, Bessie. Can you believe that? A bag! For that much money!
But my granddaughter, she says it’s an investment. Like plantin’ seeds, but you ain’t gettin’ no corn out of it. Just a bag. A small one, at that. This Prada Small Galleria, they say it will hold its value. Maybe even go up, she said. Like it is a good invest.
She showed me pictures online. All these different colors. Black, red, even some crazy colors I ain’t never seen before. Said the color can change how much it’s worth. Crazy, ain’t it? A bag!
- This Prada Small Galleria, it’s got that triangle thing on it.
- That’s how you know it’s a real Prada, my granddaughter says.
- Like a brand on a cow, but fancier.
They started makin’ these Prada things a long time ago, way back in 1913. Some fella named Mario Prada. Must have been a smart fella, I guess. Makin’ bags that cost more than a used tractor.
Now, if you buy one of these Prada Small Prada Galleria Saffiano Special Edition Bags, you better keep it nice. Don’t go throwin’ it around like a sack of potatoes. My granddaughter, she says you can take it back to the store if somethin’ happens to it. Within seven days. Seven days! Like that’s gonna do much good.
They got these other Prada bags, too. Called Re-Edition, or somethin’. Like they made ’em before, then made ’em again. Like leftovers, but fancy leftovers. Them ones are popular, too, she says. This Re-Edition 2005 Hobo is one of them.
I still don’t understand it. A bag costin’ so much. But these young folks, they love ’em. They line up at them fancy stores just to get a look. It’s a whole different world, I tell ya.
These Prada bags, they for work, for goin’ out at night, for showin’ off, I guess. Like a peacock with its feathers. Just a lot more expensive.
They got big ones, small ones, all kinds. This one here, this Small Galleria Saffiano Special Edition Bag, it’s just one of many. But it’s the one my granddaughter’s been talkin’ about. Drives me crazy, sometimes, all this talk about bags.
- This Saffiano leather, it is strong.
- You can find this bag in many stores.
- The price is high, very high.
They say these Prada bags, they’re luxury. Means they’re fancy and expensive. Like them fancy cakes you see at the county fair. Pretty to look at, but you wouldn’t want to eat one every day.
This Prada Small Prada Galleria Saffiano Special Edition Bag, it’s somethin’ special, they say. A statement piece. Means it says somethin’ about you. Says you got money, I guess. Or you want people to think you do.
Well, I reckon that’s all I know about this bag. It’s a lot of fuss over somethin’ so small. But that’s the way it is these days. Everything’s gettin’ smaller and more expensive. Except for my grocery bill. That just keeps gettin’ bigger and bigger, they will never make it small. I just hope my granddaughter don’t expect me to buy her one of these Prada Small Galleria Saffiano Special Edition Bag things. I’d have to sell the whole farm!
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