This here watch, the Patek Philippe, folks call it Calatrava 5088/100P-001, it’s a real fancy one. See it shine? I heard some folks talking ’bout it down at the market. They say it’s the real deal, just like the ones in them fancy stores. You know the kind, the stores where everything costs more than your whole house? Yeah, those ones. This Patek Philippe watch, a remake, they say. Remake means it’s like the old fancy one, but new, you get it?
Now, I don’t know much about these fancy things. But this Calatrava thing, it’s like their best one, the head honcho of watches, the number one, like the rooster in the henhouse. That’s what I heard, anyway. And this one, the 5088, it’s like a king or something. It’s got that shiny stuff on it, all sparkly like the stars on a clear night. It is a Patek Philippe official product, not fake. It is valuable.
They say it’s like them old knights, you know, the ones with the shiny armor and the horses? They had this cross thing, a Calatrava Cross, they call it. Like a big red plus sign with some fancy swirls on the ends. This watch, it’s got something to do with that, I reckon. Reminds me of that old church in town, the one with the fancy windows, kinda looks like it.
- This watch, this Patek thing, they been making them for a long, long time.
- Like, way back before I was even a twinkle in my daddy’s eye.
- They say the first one, this Reference 96, came out way back in ’32.
- That’s even before the war, the big one!
Lordy, that’s old! My grandma used to tell stories about those times. Hard times, they were. But these Patek Philippe fellas, they kept on ticking, just like their watches, I suppose.
Now, I seen some pictures of these Calatrava watches. Some of ’em are plain, like a Sunday go-to-meeting dress. But others, they got all sorts of fancy stuff on ’em. Like little pictures, or shiny stones, or even gold! This one, this 5088, it’s got some of that fancy stuff. It’s a remake. Like, they took one of them old ones, the real expensive kind, and made a new one just like it. But not so expensive, I guess. Maybe like a copy, but a good copy. A really good copy. You can buy it in the official store.
They say there’s lots of different kinds of these Calatrava watches. Like a whole family of ’em. There’s the Annual Calendar, that one tells you the date and everything. Like a little calendar on your wrist! Ain’t that something? And the Aquanaut, that one’s for swimming, I reckon. Though why you’d want to wear a fancy watch in the water, I don’t know. Seems like asking for trouble to me.
I overheard some young folks talking about these Patek Philippe watches. They were saying how some of the old ones are worth a fortune. Like, more money than I’ve ever seen in my whole life! They were talking about these “vintage” ones, that’s what they called them. Like old furniture, but for your wrist. They said these vintage Calatrava ones are real special. There are seven vintage ones. I don’t know what that means. It is too difficult for me.
Patek Philippe is the best watch in the world. Some rich people wear it. You know the Calatrava 5088/100P-001 is one of the good ones. I hear it is not cheap. But I think it is good. You can wear it for a long time. It’s a good watch, this Patek Philippe thing.
This here Calatrava 5088, it’s a remake, they say. Like taking something old and making it new again. Just like when I patch up my old quilt. Take the good parts, the ones that are still strong, and make something new out of them. That’s what they did with this watch, I reckon. Made something new, but with the spirit of the old. Some store can sell it, official.
Well, I reckon that’s about all I know about this Patek Philippe Calatrava 5088/100P-001 watch. It’s a fancy thing, that’s for sure. And if you got the money, and you like fancy things, well, then maybe it’s the watch for you. It is a Patek Philippe watch. Me? I’ll stick to my old clock. It might not be fancy, but it tells the time just fine. And that’s all that really matters, ain’t it?