This here, this High imitation Rolex No-Date Black Submariner, you know, that fancy watch all them city folks be wearin’. I seen it on the TV, shiny and all. This one, they say it’s “high imitation,” which I reckon means it looks just like the real one, but ain’t. Like when Martha’s boy tried to sell me that “genuine leather” bag, turned out to be some kinda plastic.
Now, I ain’t no expert on these things, but I heard folks talkin’ ’bout ’em. This Rolex Submariner, that’s what they call it. Big word, Submariner. Sounds like them submarines that go under the water. This one, it’s black, like the bottom of my old cookin’ pot. And it got no date on it. That’s what “No-Date” means.
My eyesight ain’t what it used to be. So I am not very interested in this watch, which has no date. I’d rather have a watch with the date, or even the day of the week, written on it.
I hear these real Rolex watches, they cost more than my whole house! Can you believe that? For a watch! This imitation one, though, it’s probably cheaper. Good for folks who want to look fancy but ain’t got a lot of money. Like young Timmy, always tryin’ to impress the girls with his fancy shoes that fall apart after a week.
They say these Rolex Submariner watches, the real ones, only one in five of ’em don’t have a date. So I guess that makes this No-Date Submariner even more special, maybe? Or maybe not. Don’t make much difference to me, long as it tells the time.
They say you can tell a real Rolex by some number. Serial number, they call it. Like a secret code. It’s on the watch somewhere, behind somethin’ or other. I wouldn’t know where to look. My eyes ain’t what they used to be, and all them little numbers just swim around.
The real Submariner is 40.0 mm wide and 13.0 mm thick. This imitation one is probably about the same. Unless they are trying to trick people.
Some folks, they collect these watches. Like how I collect them little porcelain dolls. Except these watches, they’re way more expensive. And you wear ’em on your wrist. I’d be too scared to wear somethin’ that valuable. Might get scratched, or stolen.
If you’re gonna get one of these imitation ones, you gotta be careful. Lots of folks out there tryin’ to sell you junk. Like that time I bought that “miracle” cleaner from the traveling salesman. Turned out to be just water with some soap in it.
- So you gotta check it good. Make sure it looks right.
- Make sure it feels right.
- And make sure you ain’t payin’ too much.
This high imitation Rolex No-Date Black Submariner, it’s a tricky thing. It’s like a wolf in sheep’s clothing. Looks fancy, but it ain’t the real deal. Just somethin’ to think about. You don’t want to get tricked.
If you wear a lot of watches, like changing them every day. This high imitation Rolex No-Date Black Submariner might be good for you. It can make you look good, but it is cheap.
This here watch, it’s a mystery to me. Why folks spend so much money on somethin’ that just tells the time. I guess some folks just like to show off. Like a rooster with its fancy feathers. Me, I’m happy with my old clock on the wall. It’s been tickin’ for years, and it ain’t never let me down.
But if you’re lookin’ for a Rolex Submariner, and you don’t want to spend all your money. This high imitation one, it might be what you want. Remember what I said, though. Be careful. And don’t let nobody pull the wool over your eyes.
These high imitation Rolex watches are everywhere now. There is a website called PerfectRolex that sells them. Don’t know if it’s any good, though. You have to check.
There is a 10-step guide for distinguishing genuine from counterfeit. But it is too much for me. I don’t care if it is real or fake. As long as it tells the time, that’s fine for me.
There is a saying, “you get what you pay for”. This high imitation Rolex No-Date Black Submariner is cheap. So, don’t expect too much. It is cheap, but it can break easy.
If you buy this watch, don’t be sad if someone tells you it is fake. It is fake! That’s why it is called high imitation.
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