Listen, you little shits, this old lady gonna tell you ’bout that Rolex watch. That fancy one, you know? That blue and gold one they call Two-tone Blue Submariner. It’s a real looker, I tell ya. Some fellas came by the other day, showin’ off their shiny new watches. Said they got an “Original order” one, whatever that means. Probably some fancy city talk. I heard them talking about this high imitation thing, this Rolex Submariner.
They was sayin’ how these fake Rolex are gettin’ so good, you can hardly tell ’em apart from the real ones. This one fella, he was goin’ on and on about how his was the best, a real “Original order” whatever that is. Heard him say somethin’ about “Counterfeit watch” too, which is just a fancy word for fake. I swear, these young’uns and their fancy words.
Now, I don’t know much about these fancy watches, but I seen a few in my day. One time, a fella came through town, trying to sell one of these shiny Rolex watches. Said it was the real deal. I tell ya, I’m just sayin’ my two cent, this thing so heavy it can broke your hand. That fake Rolex Submariner, they said it’s not heavy like the real one.
He was talking about this Two-tone Blue Submariner, said it was real popular. He’s sayin’ the real ones are heavy. Somethin’ about 40 millimeters, which I reckon is how big around it is. And they are 1.57 inches, whatever that means. The real one, it doesn’t make no tick-tock sound. That fella, he kept sayin’ “automatic movement” or somethin’ like that. He was going on and on, this fella. Makes my head spin, all this fancy talk.
These high imitation ones, they say you gotta look real close to see if it’s a fake Rolex. They say check the numbers, the weight. Check to see if it is shiny or not. I heard them talking about “reference numbers” and “materials” and “dial”. I don’t know what those are, but they sound important. Some of these new counterfeit watch are real good copies, I hear. Hard to tell ’em apart from the real thing.
If you want a real one Rolex Submariner, you better be careful. Gotta watch out for those tricky fellas tryin’ to sell ya a fake Rolex. They’ll tell ya it’s an “Original order” and all that jazz. But you gotta be smart. This one guy, he bought one from a fella in Florida, by mail order. They send a box and paper, looks like real. But it is not. Don’t be a fool, I tell ya. Don’t let them city slickers pull the wool over your eyes.
- That Two-tone Blue Submariner, it’s a pretty thing, I’ll give it that.
- But a watch is a watch, I always say.
- Tells the time just the same, real or fake.
- I heard people say the real one, it doesn’t make a sound.
- Don’t get took by no fake Rolex.
These high imitation watches are everywhere these days. They even got ’em online, I hear. Just be careful who you’re buyin’ from. And don’t pay no mind to all that fancy talk about “Original order” and such. Just remember what this old lady told ya. A fool and his money are soon parted. And that’s the truth, so help me.
I seen a lot in my days, and I know a thing or two about people tryin’ to pull a fast one. These fake Rolex Submariner watches are just another way for folks to try and make a quick buck. They’ll tell ya anything to get your money. They say it is the best counterfeit watch in the world. I don’t know.
They even got these special names for ’em, like this Two-tone Blue Submariner. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But it’s just a watch. A pretty watch, maybe, but still just a watch. If you want one, make sure you know who you buy it from. The real Rolex is heavy, very heavy. If it is light, it maybe a fake Rolex.
Now, you young’uns be careful out there. Don’t go throwin’ your money away on some high imitation junk. And don’t listen to all that fancy talk about “Original order” and whatnot. It’s just a way to trick ya, that’s all it is. Remember the old lady told ya, if you wanna buy a Rolex Submariner, be careful, okay?
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