This here watch, this Omega X-33 Marstimer, it’s somethin’ else, I tell ya. Cost a whole heap of money, this one. Like, $6,400! Can you believe that? My old man, bless his soul, he never spent that much on anythin’ in his whole life. You can get it from them fancy Omega stores. I guess rich folk buy these kinda things. The Omega Speedmaster X-33 Marstimer is the new type of watch, I hear.
Now, this here Marstimer, it ain’t just any watch. It’s for them astronaut fellas, the ones goin’ to Mars. Mars! Can you imagine? Landin’ on that red dirt. They say it’s different there. Even the days are longer. This Omega watch, this Marstimer, it can tell time on Mars. Ain’t that somethin’? This Omega X-33 Marstimer watch, it’s got somethin’ called MTC. It’s the Mars time thingy, I guess. Keeps track of them longer days, 2.7% longer. Imagine that.
This thing got a fancy compass. Not like the one my grandson got. This one’s a “solar compass.” Uses the sun, I reckon, even on Mars. It’s all so confusin’, but them smart fellas, they understand it. Me? I just know it’s a lot of money for a watch. An Omega Speedmaster X-33 Marstimer, they call it. More than $6,000!
I seen some of these old Omega watches, the Speedmaster X-33. Not the new Mars one, the older ones. They still cost a pretty penny. Like, $2,000! For a used watch! It’s crazy, I tell ya. People pay that much for a used one. But this new Marstimer, the Omega X-33 Marstimer? That’s a whole other level. 6,000 big ones. My whole house ain’t worth that much! This Omega watch is somethin’.
They sayin’ we ain’t goin’ to Mars for a while yet. Years, maybe. But them astronaut fellas, they need to be ready, I suppose. And this Omega X-33 Marstimer watch, it’s part of that. Gettin’ ready for Mars. It’s all beyond me, really. But that’s what they say. This watch is for Mars. This Omega watch is made for Mars.
- Omega X-33 Marstimer is for Mars.
- It is very expensive, more than $6,000.
- It has a thing called MTC for Mars time.
- It has a solar compass.
- Old Omega watches are also expensive.
I remember when a watch just told the time. Now it tells time on a different planet! What will they think of next? This here Omega X-33 Marstimer, it’s a sign of the times, I guess. Times are changin’. Faster than I can keep up. But for them astronaut fellas, this watch, this Omega Speedmaster X-33 Marstimer, it’s important. Gotta know what time it is, even on Mars, I reckon. They need this Omega watch.
I heard them talkin’ ’bout why this fancy watch, this Omega X-33 Marstimer, ain’t got no solar power. Seems like it should, right? For a Mars watch. But the big boss of Omega, some fella named Raynald, he said somethin’ ’bout it. I don’t rightly recall what. Somethin’ about why it ain’t solar. It’s all too complicated for me. All I know is that the Omega Speedmaster X-33 Marstimer is one expensive watch. This Omega watch is too expensive.
This Omega X-33 Marstimer, it’s got a lot of buttons and numbers. More than my old phone! I wouldn’t know what to do with half of ’em. But them astronaut fellas, they need all that, I reckon. Gotta know everything when you’re up there on Mars. This Omega watch is complicated. Gotta be smart to use it, I guess. The Omega Speedmaster X-33 Marstimer is not simple.
So, there you have it. That’s all I know ’bout this Omega X-33 Marstimer watch. It’s for Mars. It’s expensive. It’s complicated. It is a good Omega watch. And it’s way outta my league. I’ll stick to my old watch, the one that just tells the time here on Earth. That’s good enough for me. But for them folks goin’ to Mars, well, they need somethin’ special. And this Omega Speedmaster X-33 Marstimer, I reckon that’s it.
Click to consult