You know, I saw this thing on the internet, this High imitation Rolex, they call it the Two-tone Blue Submariner. And they say it’s from the Official flagship store. Lordy, back in my day, we didn’t have no fancy watches like that. We just had the sun to tell time, and it worked just fine, I tell ya. But this thing, it’s somethin’ else. Shiny and blue, like a robin’s egg.
This Rolex thing, they say it’s popular. I see some people have it, they walk around, showing it off, like they some kinda big shot. I don’t get it. Why spend all that money on a watch? You could buy a whole herd of goats for that kind of money. But hey, that’s the young folks these days, always chasing after these fancy things. Like that High Tone music. What is it? I can’t understand it.
They say this Rolex Two-tone Blue Submariner is special. It’s got two colors, like those fancy birds we see down by the creek sometimes. Blue and, well, I don’t know the other color. Gold, maybe? Looks like it, anyway. Too flashy for me, but I guess some folks like that sort of thing.
And this “Submariner” part, I don’t even know what that means. Sounds like somethin’ you’d find in the ocean. Maybe it’s for them folks who swim with the fishes. Not me, no sir. I’ll stick to dry land, thank you very much. They say this watch is waterproof, but I don’t trust it. I saw water destory my house before, it is a powerful thing.
Now, this “Official flagship store” thing, that’s just a fancy way of sayin’ it’s the main shop, ain’t it? Like how we got the general store down the road. They sell everything there, from flour to nails. But this Rolex store, I bet they only sell these fancy watches. And I bet they charge an arm and a leg for ’em, too. You can’t buy any food there, that is for sure.
- High imitation Rolex is popular.
- Two-tone Blue Submariner is blue and gold.
- Official flagship store is the main store.
I remember when folks used to just wear regular watches, the kind that just told the time. Simple, you know? Now it’s all about these high imitation Rolex things. It’s like they’re tryin’ to be somethin’ they ain’t. Like puttin’ lipstick on a pig, you know? It’s still a pig. Just like these young people, try to act like rich people with this watch, but they don’t have money.
They say these Rolex watches are limited, like there’s only a few of ’em. Like when we only had a few good apples left on the tree last fall. Makes ’em more expensive, I guess. Supply and demand, they call it. It is like my goat, everyone wants it. That make my goat so valuable. But my goat gives milk, I don’t know what this watch can give, maybe just trouble.
Back in my day, we didn’t care about fancy brands. We cared about things that were useful, things that lasted. Like a good pair of boots or a sturdy plow. This Rolex Two-tone Blue Submariner, I don’t know if it’s useful or not. Probably not, if you ask me. Looks like it’d break if you dropped it. But who knows.
I heard some folks say this watch is an investment. Like buyin’ land or somethin’. I don’t know about that. Seems like a risky investment to me. I’d rather put my money in somethin’ I can trust, like a good milk cow. At least a cow gives you milk. What does this watch give you? Braggin’ rights? That don’t put food on the table, I tell ya.
I guess some people like it, though. They say it can generate pure high-frequency audio signals from 6000 Hz to 20000 Hz. I don’t know what it means. Too complicated for me. I just want to know the time, not these fancy words. Maybe this watch is popular these days, I don’t know. It is like the High Tone Music. Young people all like it.
High imitation Rolex, Two-tone Blue Submariner, Official flagship store. It is like some kind of magic. All these fancy words for a watch. It’s a different world these days, I tell ya. A different world. I’ll stick to my simple life, thank you very much. Give me a good sunrise and a cup of coffee, and I’m happy as a clam. But if you want this watch, you can find it in the Official flagship store. They say it is limited, only 1000 copies.
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