Alright, listen up, you young’uns! Today, I’m gonna tell you somethin’ ’bout them fancy watches, the Rolex ones. The green ones, they call ’em Submariner, yeah, that’s the one. Some folks like them “high imitation” ones. Costs less, you see.
Now, I ain’t no fancy pants, but I know a thing or two ’bout these things. My grandson, he’s always on that computer thing, lookin’ at ’em. He says, “Grandma, these Rolex Submariner, they’re the best!” I say, “Best for what? Tellin’ the time? My old clock does that just fine!”
But these high imitation ones, they’re gettin’ popular. Why? ‘Cause the real Rolex, hoo boy, they cost more than a new tractor! And who needs a tractor on their wrist? Not me, that’s for sure.
So, you wanna buy one of these New Green Submariner, huh? Well, there’s a few things you gotta watch out for. First thing, the price. If it’s too cheap, it’s probably too good to be true, you know? Real Rolex, they got weight. They’re heavy. Them cheap ones, they feel like nothin’ in your hand.
- Price: Too cheap is a bad sign.
- Weight: Real ones are heavy. Fake ones are light.
- Look: Real ones look shiny and new.
Second, you gotta look at it real close. The real Rolex Submariner, the green, it’s, like, perfect. Every little thing is just right. Them high imitation ones, sometimes they got little mistakes. Like the writing ain’t straight, or the color ain’t quite right. The real ones look shiny and new.
Now, my grandson, he showed me some pictures. Said this one here, the Rolex New Green Submariner, it’s got this thing, a “bezel,” he calls it. It’s the ring around the face. He says the real ones, they got sharp edges, like a new knife. The high imitation, sometimes it’s all round and smooth. That is a problem, you know?
He also said somethin’ ’bout the “feel.” He says the real Rolex Submariner, it feels, well, expensive. Hard to explain. Like it’s made of somethin’ special. Them high imitation ones, they just feel like, well, any other watch. Nothing special.
Third thing, you gotta find someone you trust to buy it from. There’s a lot of folks out there sellin’ these things, and some of ’em, they ain’t honest. They’ll tell you it’s a real Rolex Submariner, but it ain’t. They just want your money. So be careful, alright?
So you still want a high imitation Rolex New Green Submariner? These high imitation ones, they can fool some folks. They look real good, some of ’em. But if you know what to look for, you can tell the difference. And if you just want somethin’ that looks like a Rolex, well, maybe that’s okay too.
But remember what I said. The price, the weight, the look. Those are the things that matter. And don’t get fooled by some smooth talker tryin’ to sell you a cheap watch for a lot of money.
My grandson also said that the high imitation ones, you can find ’em online. He’s always buyin’ stuff online. Me, I like to see things with my own eyes before I buy ’em. But that’s just me. You do what you think is right.
One more thing, these high imitation Rolex Submariner watches, they are not real. I know, I said it before. The New Green Submariner is a fancy watch. But there’s nothin’ wrong with wantin’ somethin’ nice. Just be smart about it, okay?
Some folks, they say these high imitation watches are bad. They say it’s like stealin’. I don’t know ’bout all that. I just know that a real Rolex costs a lot of money. And not everyone has that kind of money. It is too expensive.
I remember one time, my neighbor, she bought a new watch. Said it was a real Rolex. Cost her a fortune. But a few weeks later, it stopped workin’. Turned out it was a high imitation one. She was so mad, she threw it in the trash!
So be careful who you buy from. Make sure they’re sellin’ the real thing, or at least, they tell you it’s a high imitation. Don’t want you throwin’ your money in the trash, now do we?
Alright, that’s all I got to say ’bout these Rolex Submariner watches. The green ones, the New Green Submariner, and the high imitation ones. Just remember what I told you, and you’ll be alright. Maybe. Hopefully.
Just don’t spend all your money on a watch. There’s more important things in life, you know. Like family, and friends, and a good piece of pie. That’s what I always say.
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